Declan Foxly’s Diary #10 Bonkers

My Dad has gone bonkers!

He spent the morning in the garden stamping about tripping over a measuring tape and taking photos of the grass. Then he wandered into the kitchen and began drawing some kind of map.

Mum is fuming with him. He walked in and forgot to take his muddy wellies off.

Really. I do wonder where his mind is!?

Now he’s in his shed with the NO ENTRY sign up. He’s been in there for ages.

Suspicious. I’m thinking of calling the police.

He’ll never build a bomb. He can’t even change a puncture on my bike!

He could blow us all sky high. I’ll never see the new Lego Batman film then.

Mum’s only just finished hoovering too. She will be furious!