The cat’s still missing. We’ve made posters and stuck them on lampposts all around the village.
They say “HAVE YOU SEEN DOOBIE? REWARD FOR SAFE RETURN.”
Underneath there is a picture of him. It’s not a great picture. He’s camera shy. His face is hairy all over with mean green eyes. He looks like a lot of other cats. They are probably all relatives. I do hope we don’t end up with a look-a-like.
We have had a lot of calls. Dad’s starting to go a funny colour. With each phone call he’s getting redder and redder. He’s going purple now. His head looks like a plumb with glasses. He has started shouting at the callers. I’m sure this won’t help us find Doobie.